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HEY GUYS! HELP A SISTER OUT! [05 Aug 2009|07:32pm]
I am in a serious jam, and I need to find a foster human for my two cats.

This would be a temporary situation, no more than a month or so.

They are both 12-year-old female tortoise shell/maine coones, they are fixed, and are not declawed.

They are sweet and affectionate cats who need a loving place to crash for a while.

Food and litter will of course be paid for.

So if you or anyone you know can take in some dear old girls, please let me know! Spread the word!
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[12 Mar 2009|12:50pm]
HI EVERYBODY!

Some weird shit has been going down. Perhaps I was born under a weird sign.

Perhaps I am a crazy person. Either way, I could probably make some pretty good art out of it.

I am tired of talking about the weather. I am tired of talking about how I am tired of talking about the weather. How gross is that?
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Writer's Block: DIY [23 Jan 2009|09:24pm]

MacGyver, hero of the tv show with the same name, is known for his resourceful use of ordinary household items to get out of an emergency situation. What's the most ingenious solution you've ever come up with in a pinch?


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Asking me to describe a time where I was resourceful is kind of like asking Jackson Pollock to choose a prized paint splatter, but this is one of my favorites:

Once, with the help of [info]couchinthesun  and  [info]implicit , I secured the exhaust of my mom's '86 Suburban to the frame of the monster after the 20-year-old weld job finally gave out.

I used a rusty steak knife, [info]implicit 's new suede belt and my favorite belt in the history of belts (martyred for the cause)

We were in the Southfield High School parking lot (as school is letting out, of course)

It was actually quite a bit of fun.





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[13 Oct 2008|12:52pm]
I do a lot of writing here now. This does not mean my departure from Livejournal. However, the fact that I haven't had a meaningful update in LJ for months probably does. I will still be around judging your shit, so fear not.
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[18 Sep 2008|07:11am]
Happy birthday to me.
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YARD SALE YARD SALE YARD SALE! [23 Jun 2008|07:10pm]
1039 KNOWLES
ROYAL OAK


FRIDAY 4PM TIL 8PM
SATURDAY 10AM TIL 8PM
SUNDAY 10AM TIL WHENEVER

1039 KNOWLES
ROYAL OAK


HUNDREDS OF MOVIES
HUNDREDS OF CDS
COOL RECORDS AND A RECORD PLAYER
LOTS OF BOOKS
COMIC BOOKS
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS
CLOTHES & SHOES
MUSICAL EQUIPMENT
VIOLIN
CLARINET
SHEET MUSIC
VINTAGE DRESSES
JEWELRY
KITCHENWARE
ASHTRAYS
FURNITURE
A NINETY SIX MERCURY GRAND MARQUIS
AN EIGHTY-NINE VOLVO 240 GL (MAYBE)

EVERYTHING MUST GO GO GO

1039 KNOWLES
ROYAL OAK
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[19 Jun 2008|04:49pm]
buy my crap on ebay!
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UH-OH [13 Jun 2008|05:04pm]
 Is there anyone around who has the ability and will to give me (smart and funny, a fantastic car companion!) a ride home from the Detroit Greyhound station (scenic!) on Monday? My bus gets in around 12:30 PM.

Thanks, guys.
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[27 May 2008|12:12pm]
HORSE SHIT!
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[01 May 2008|09:52pm]
I think I might have just started a gardening business!

!!



I am so:

happy
optimistic
excited
tired

P.S. If you know of anyone looking for a yard girl, tell them you know a good one and then give them my info. If you don't have it and want it for hanging out/ spreading my biz, leave your e-mail in a comment.
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[01 May 2008|12:53pm]
My roommates are totally awesome and I love all of them.
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[23 Apr 2008|04:31pm]
BUY THESE THINGS!


Futurama Comics:

5
6
9
17-31
both issues of The Simpsons/Futurama Crossover Crisis

Issue #1 of The Ren & Stimpy Show Comic, signed by John Kricfalusi (it is made out to me, but your name can be Sarah, if you want)

A Super Nintendo that still works perfectly, including all necessary cords. comes with 4 games- Super Mario World, Super MarioKart, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Super Mario RPG: Legend of The Seven Stars.



A Nintendo poster dated 1990. Front: NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER with screen shots of various NES games (were they called screen shots back then?). The back has a diagram of how to hook up your brand spankin' new Nintendo.



A complete, unread, unopened issue of The Detroit Free Press dated Monday, October 15th, 1984. Front page story is the Tigers winning the World Series the previous day. The second front page has a headline about the LIONS winning! Truly a collectible.



A New York Times special supplement- "The Moon: A New Frontier" featuring the first color photos of the moon landing.

It also has an article by Isaac Asimov

The Believer Magazine
2005: March, May, June/ July (music issue w/cd)
2006: May

December 06/ January 07 (2006 visual issue- does not include art by Kihinde Wiley. I am keeping that.)
2008: January (50th issue with a self portrait by Charles Burns on the cover), February

ALSO

Pavement re-issues (2-disc sets with fantastic booklets)

Slanted and Enchanted: Luxe and Reduxe
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain: L.A.'s Desert Origins
Wowee Zowee: Sordid Sentinels Edition




BUY BUY BUY
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[22 Apr 2008|04:58pm]
Items swept from my floor in an incomplete attempt to make the kitchen bare feet friendly:

The hair of Jon Berz  
About 3 cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco
4 cashews
1 plastic clasp thingy that comes on loaves of bread
5 popcorns
cat hair
2 petrified noodles
4 bottle caps (sorry, George)
several dust hares
2 thumbtacks
1 cellophane cigarette wrapper
several candy wrappers
some sort of dried organic perishable food
1 magnetic poetry word ("finger")
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[22 Apr 2008|04:44pm]
Hey, everyone who went to Casa:

There was a woman who taught there for one or two years (00-01 at least). She was short and bitchy, and had a PhD in Rhetoric and Reading from MSU, and demanded that everyone call her "Doctor." She was a teacher from Berkley. I had her for 60's Lit.

I need to know her name or my brain will explode.

P.S. It is not Mrs. Miller or Mrs. Weiner-Markowitz. Those are people I liked enough to remember their names.
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[17 Mar 2008|05:08pm]
Anyone know of a good junkyard around here?

I need a new tail light for my '89 volvo 240 and my boyfriend needs a stock radio for a '98 cadillac deville.
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[09 Mar 2008|02:17pm]
I forgot about daylight savings.


oops.
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[30 Jan 2008|10:53pm]
Friends only, I think.
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